I had to make this a few years ago. I think I did a pretty damn good job making it, but ordering all this (especially CUCUMBER) on one pizza is absolutely a crime. We implemented a topping limit shortly after lol.
by stephenwashburn
27 Comments
Furiosa27
Not a crime, I could do without the olives though
ColdBeerPirate
It’s poor in poor taste to generally do this but certainly not a crime, unless the menu had oreos on it next to the word peperoni as a topping choice.
theguytomeet
What’s killing me is the olives on the side.
gbgrogan
Olives on side lmfao but they’re fine with all the other shit
patrickboyd
Questionable choices, but no crime to see here folks.
peakpositivity
These are all normal pizza toppings. It’s a competition. Innocent
goodshout77
Id remove the artichokes personally, but i dont see a crime with running a pie through the garden…
Sad-Performance-1843
Just the cucumbers are meh
ExcitingUse9715
Really, nobody saying anything about the cucumbers?
sylveonstarr
It said “olives on the side” but I see olives baked into the pizza? 🤨 Send it back to the kitchen
AmandaTheNudist
Pizza is best when the toppings are chosen with some thought to work well in concert together.
This pizza is just noise. If you don’t hate any of the ingredients, it might not taste bad. But it certainly won’t be good.
IllLeader143
cucumber on pizza must be a felony
SicutCorvusVolat
That pizza looks amazing to be honest. No crime. In fact maybe an award for innovation or daring
Sno_Wolf
Good lord. Someone was hungry.
BantamCats
I imagine a slice of that thing holding up like a wet washcloth.
HDvisionsOfficial
No sardines or olives, please.
Spaghettibeach
Guilty.
They were so preoccupied with whether they could…they didn’t stop to think if they should.
Phlowman
During college I worked at a NY pizza shop and one guy would order 2x every topping we had. The pizza was 3” tall with toppings on a tiny paper thin NY style crust and I swear half of it was probably barely warm much less cooked. He would pickup this pizza every Friday night and was a good tipper but it was such a pain in the ass to make and cook.
G00b3rb0y
Whoever ordered this is guilty
tothesource
This minus 4-5 toppings (pineapple, olives, cucumbers, artichokes, roasted red peppers) and add fresh jalapeño and this one of my ideal pizzas
VinRow
Prison. Do not pass go.
nerowasframed
Could have been worse, they could have gotten corn on it.
Hi_There_Face_Here
Bro it says olives on side and there’s 100% olives on that pizza. You blew it
Lucky_Diver
Take off the cucumbers and pineapple and I would eat it.
Bwombus
The crime is it’s not infront of me…im hongry!
MisogynisticBumsplat
It’s like “hey, here’s a list of all my favourite songs. I’m going to listen to them all at the same time”
Buckabuckaw
Raw cucumber slices make it a crime. If you want a salad, get a salad. Otherwise go sit over there on the group W bench.
27 Comments
Not a crime, I could do without the olives though
It’s poor in poor taste to generally do this but certainly not a crime, unless the menu had oreos on it next to the word peperoni as a topping choice.
What’s killing me is the olives on the side.
Olives on side lmfao but they’re fine with all the other shit
Questionable choices, but no crime to see here folks.
These are all normal pizza toppings. It’s a competition. Innocent
Id remove the artichokes personally, but i dont see a crime with running a pie through the garden…
Just the cucumbers are meh
Really, nobody saying anything about the cucumbers?
It said “olives on the side” but I see olives baked into the pizza? 🤨 Send it back to the kitchen
Pizza is best when the toppings are chosen with some thought to work well in concert together.
This pizza is just noise. If you don’t hate any of the ingredients, it might not taste bad. But it certainly won’t be good.
cucumber on pizza must be a felony
That pizza looks amazing to be honest. No crime. In fact maybe an award for innovation or daring
Good lord. Someone was hungry.
I imagine a slice of that thing holding up like a wet washcloth.
No sardines or olives, please.
Guilty.
They were so preoccupied with whether they could…they didn’t stop to think if they should.
During college I worked at a NY pizza shop and one guy would order 2x every topping we had. The pizza was 3” tall with toppings on a tiny paper thin NY style crust and I swear half of it was probably barely warm much less cooked. He would pickup this pizza every Friday night and was a good tipper but it was such a pain in the ass to make and cook.
Whoever ordered this is guilty
This minus 4-5 toppings (pineapple, olives, cucumbers, artichokes, roasted red peppers) and add fresh jalapeño and this one of my ideal pizzas
Prison. Do not pass go.
Could have been worse, they could have gotten corn on it.
Bro it says olives on side and there’s 100% olives on that pizza. You blew it
Take off the cucumbers and pineapple and I would eat it.
The crime is it’s not infront of me…im hongry!
It’s like “hey, here’s a list of all my favourite songs. I’m going to listen to them all at the same time”
Raw cucumber slices make it a crime. If you want a salad, get a salad. Otherwise go sit over there on the group W bench.